12 August

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Henry David Thoreau

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Miss Piggy

11 August

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
Rita Rudner
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
Quentin Crisp

10 August

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
William Shakespeare

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
Oscar Wilde

09 August

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Phillips

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
David T. Wolf

08 August

And that's the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle.
Stan Dunn

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Blore's Razor

07 August

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Evan Davis

Everything you can imagine is real.
Pablo Picasso

06 August

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
Jonathan Winters

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
Russell Baker